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Sat, 27 Jul



Calendar Girls by Tim Firth

"We're going to need considerably bigger buns."

Calendar Girls by Tim Firth
Calendar Girls by Tim Firth

Time & Location

27 Jul 2024, 14:00 – 17:00

Lincoln, The Lawn, Union Rd, Lincoln LN1 3BU, UK

About the event

"Now, can anyone see my nipples?"

Does this beloved British classic really need much of an introduction? No, but it certainly needs some strategically placed cakes. 

Calendar Girls by Tim Firth. Based on the true events surrounding a group of friends who are part of the Women's Institute. After the loss of her husband, John, Anni and her best friend Chris decide they want to raise some money for the local hospital and buy them a new sofa for their waiting room. 

How should they do that? A bake sale? A raffle? A tombolla perhaps? Or........

A naked calendar full of boobs, bums and baked goods?

Seems obvious really doesnt it? 

"If glamour photographers can do it on a beach in Bangkok, we can do it in a church hall near Skipton."

A wonderful, heartfelt story of friends coming together to solve a problem in the most British way imaginable. 

Don't miss this beautiful comedy and bring a real smile to your summer. 

General tickets: £20 

Enjoy a delicious Boxed Picnic Meal for Two and a glass of Prosecco or Orange Juice £45*

(Meal even includes a little free gift)

We will also be making a donation to Macmillan Cancer Support from sales of all Calendar Girls Boxed Meals and programme sales on the night. 

"I'm about to commit heresy, look, I hate plum jam!"

If you would like to support this wonderful organisation and the work they do, come and see the show and get more information at  

Doors open at 7pm

Curtain up at 7.30pm

Show is approx 2.5 Hours with an intermission.

Content Warning: Potential Nudity (Kind of a given really.)

*Includes a picnic for two, boxed for you to enjoy either at the show or as a picnic. Please let us know in advance if you have any dietary requirements.


  • General Ticket

    From £20.00 to £85.00
    • £20.00
      +£0.50 service fee
    • £85.00
      +£2.13 service fee



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